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terça-feira, dezembro 13, 2005

O Gabinete de Curiosidades da Travessa [This is the end]

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  • Mas que raio se passa aqui?! Hã? Um gajo ausenta-se da civilização por uns míseros tempos e quando regressa está o estaminé a fechar?
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  • My darling Vertigo, temos pena, mas nao estávamos a conseguir assegurar os servicos mínimos, além de que eu nunca gostei de mínimos, só de máximos e máximas. :o) Contudo, também gosto de conservar umas quantas coisas e o estaminé continuará aberto aos visitantes - incluindo eu própria -, mas sem updates. Beijo

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  • Adeus. Ou até sempre.

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  • Continuação de Boas Coscuvilhices em 2006. Festas Felizes para todos. :)

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  • Oooooohhhhh, ausenta-se a pessoa um pouco e aparece-lhe logo isto. Bpom, se não podem , não podem, paciência. Mas era a maneira como ia trocando umas ideias contigo maria, assim vais ter de mandar mais emails :)
    Boas festas e feliz 2006, tudo de bom.

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  • Quase nil posts... Isso é que é marca. E criatividade. Aliás, me permiti invadir vários dos posts- impossível, hoje, ler tosos- e descobrir que talento e criatividade não lhe faltam mesmo. E já torço para que este hiato de uns 45 dias seja somente uma fase e tão logo ela passe, tenhamos você novamente.

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  • Obrigada pela visita, Ivan! Lamento (ou talvez nao) re-informar que isto já nao é um blog. Já nao há mais posts, só pó. E uma lista de links que leio parcialmente. Um abraco.

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    By Blogger Paulo J. Ribeiro, at 4:35 da tarde  

  • .
    "É sorrir e acenar, rapazes. Sorrir e acenar. Em Inglês: Smiling and waving, boys. Smiling and waving."

    PROPOSTA DE MELHORIA: Já que sabem Inglês façam um Blog sobre coisas simples mas ... em que era escrito em Português e em Inglês.

    Por exemplo. Um parágrafo em Português e em Inglês. Depois outro parágrafo em Português e em Inglês.

    E assim sucessivamente.

    Porquê? Ora leiam.

    ? Porque é que nós Portugueses somos um Povo Doente, Triste, Coitado, Inculto, Atrasado, e Doente?

    Exemplo simples. “Trabalha-Dôr" versus “Work-Pain” ( ou “Computa-Dôr” versus “Comput-Pain”).

    A palavra “Trabalha-Dôr" em inglês lê-se/escreve-se “Worker”. Já imaginás-te se ela se lê-se/escrevesse “Work-Pain”. Até os Americanos e/ou Finlandeses seriam muito mais atrasados que nós.

    Ou ainda “Ih-Nova-Dôr” / (“Ih-New-Pain”)

    Aqui vai mais um texto pequeno elucidativo da culpa da Língua Portuguesa.

    Os Portugueses começam o dia, logo pela manhãzinha, ao som do “Desperta Dôr”.

    De manhã, logo ao começar do dia, começam a ouvir: “Desperta Dôr”. Está na hora. “A Corda” (parece que vai ser enforcado).

    Leva o filho para o Infantário e entrega-o ao “Educa Dôr” dele.

    A 2 quilómetros da Fábrica o carro avariou. Era problema no “Carbura Dôr”.

    Chegou atrasado ao trabalho e teve que ir falar com o “Administra Dôr”. Este disse-lhe que com tantos atrasos o caso dele era “Preocupa Dôr” e que assim o “Emprega Dôr” podia dispensá-lo. Por isso, “Dôr Avante” veja se é “Cumpri Dôr” dos horários.

    No trabalho (é “Desenha Dôr” e trabalha num “Estira Dôr” e num “Computa Dôr”) ouve dizer que tem que ser: “Trabalha Dôr”. E que para ser “Ih Nova Dôr” tem que pensar. Ou seja, tem que ser “Pensa Dôr”.

    No fim do dia de trabalho, chegam ao “Pré Dio” já cansados e carregam no botão para chamar o “Eleva Dôr”.

    À noite, devido ao frio (más construções) tem que ligar o “Aquece Dôr”.

    Aproveita para ver o correio e vê que já chegou o seu Cartão de “Dá Dôr” de Sangue.

    A mulher, que é Professora de “Má Temática”, desanimada, diz ao “mar ido”: “Oh home. Eu sei que sou boa Professora de “Má Temática” Esforço-me por dar bem as aulas e que os alunos aprendam. Mas nenhum deles gosta de “Má Temática”. Porque será?!”. “Não sei mulher”. Responde-lhe o homem. E volta a colocar o “Ausculta Dôr” para ouvir música.

    Vão pôr o filho a dormir e dizem-lhe: “Oh meu filho, tu és “A Dor a Dôr””.

    De madrugada, por volta das 3h da manhã, quando finalmente “A Dor Meço” – com a ajuda de Xanax – eu lá “Dôr Mia”.

    E no dia seguinte, por volta das 6.30h (é ”Madruga Dôr”), lá está novamente o “Desperta Dôr”.

    SOLUÇÃO PARA OS PORTUGUESES DEIXAREM DE SER COITADINHOS:

    Acabar com a Língua Portuguesa e começar tudo a Falar/Escrever/ Pensar/Imaginar em Inglês.

    E assim ficariam “Elegantes”. Ver figura em http://madrigal.blogs.sapo.pt/654.html


    Ver mais em “As PALAVRAS ÚTEIS Portuguesas estão, PRACTICA-MENTE, todas XUNGADAS!”, Blog http://eunaodesisto.blogs.sapo.pt, 2.Dez.2005. (http://eunaodesisto.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/2005_12.html#870309)


    PS: Uma das coisas que mais LAMENTO neste momento é NÃO TER BAGAGEM para explicar porque é que a Língua Portuguesa nos torna tão coitadinhos desde pequeninhos.

    Mas sei que há MILHARES DE DOUTORES e PADRES que têm essa Bagagem e estão muito caladinhos.


    EXTRAS:

    1 – Canadá despede Emigrantes Portugueses que não saibam Inglês.
    http://www.publico.clix.pt/shownews.asp?id=1251467&idCanal=95

    É assim mesmo. Eles que aprendam Inglês e/ou Francês. Assim ganham eles, ganham os Filhos e ganha o Canadá.


    2 – “Avião da TAP falha pista em São Paulo. LÍNGUA PORTUGUESA CONFUnDE” http://www.correiodamanha.pt/noticia.asp?id=193489&idselect=10&idCanal=10&p=94


    mauricio_102@sapo.pt

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